So you come to wash your �bunana’ in front of my shop, I asked you to leave and wash your �bunana’ somewhere else. Then I have blasphemed?

Ifenyinwa China Onyeabo
04 Jun 2016



So you come to wash your ‘bunana’ in front of my shop, I asked you to leave and wash your ‘bunana’ somewhere else. Then I have blasphemed?


So all those times my mum used to scream, "Chineke inokwia omee" (God you were there yet it happened right), she has been guilty of blasphemy. My mum must have been killed a zillion times.


A vast majority of Nigerian Northern Muslims are bunch of idiots.


And i see some people asking whether the killers were not arrested. All of you are jokers! Gideon Akaluka was killed inside a police station. Have you ever seen anyone killed by a mob inside a police station where one is meant to feel safe ? It happened in Northern Nigeria.


St. Moritz was driving on his own inside a fruit market. Some group of Islamic scholars ran off to avoid being hit by the lorry. While running, one dropped his Koran and St. Moritz unknowingly ran over it. They stopped his lorry and he in fact stopped and came down, trying to know why they stopped him but they killed him. For running over a Koran.


Did I tell you I used to have a colleague, a Yoruba from Kwara with whom I share a desk with, who got angry with me for placing other books on top of his Koran. He even expected me to apologise. I took out my bible and asked him to place as much books as possible on top of it if that will make him happy. The way they take this Koran, you'd wonder whether it is not some sheets of paper put together by a human being and printed and reprinted. Some may even buy photocopies. We used to buy photocopies of Land Law by I.O Smith because it was too expensive.


If Koran comes in an ipad and I mistakenly break it, wouldn't it be more sensible when you get angry that your apple ipad was broken probably because we both know it's expensive? Why do people get annoyed that someone else tore some sheets of paper unknowingly to a point of killing the person?


Why do Nigerians get killed because a man was cartooned in Denmark? Would you also say the Nigerian blasphemed Mohammed?


No matter what happens, the blame is to the one who sees all this but it making plans of relocation. Start making plans today......start today. No one expects you to stand up and leave immediately but work towards it.


Stop washing your penis in front of human beings or in their properties. In civil law, it could be called


Invasion of privacy
Sexual harassment
Public nuisance


etc


 

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